the "2-Jour Glisss"

Part 1: A very strange mail

(by paPaRla1 & J-lax)

Un mail bien étrange...

Un mail bien étrange...

I was flabergasthed when I discovered that my mailbox did contain a mail from the famous swedish manufacturer Sehag Less, asking us to be the first beta-testers for their upcoming new product: The "2-Jour Glisse®" special Quake edition.

It's without any ceremonial, nor further useless babble, that we propose you to begin the reading of this passionning carpet benchmark that we realised in the office of la-boite dot com [very good hardware vendor if you ask me, great prestations, nice, serving, good-looking and even polite, wich is such a rare think nowadays, you know, with all these satellites the send up in the sky, they're gonna blow up the weather, y'know, as i told miss penkinson, that's all clear water to me. And speaking 'bout that, the postman's son did...


Page 28 of the "2-Jour Glisse®" assembly instruction booklet indicates that the "2-Jour Glisse®" provides sensations uncomparable to those provided by a regular carpet.

Thisis why we decided to make a comparison between this marvel and our favorite carpet, which is, no doubt about that, the hardcore gamers troulites' favorite.

We shall not present anymore the classic SoftPad Pin-up Edition #490, wich is certainly right by your side right now.

Le softPad Pin-up Edition #490 Roulez!!

Le softPad Pin-up Edition #490 Roulez!!


La bête avant le combat.

La bête avant le combat.

In order to be able to compare the exceptionnal performances of these hardcore-carpets, we choosed the mouse used by Thresh and [9]Doomer during the last FRAG3.

Packed with an intenal 3.5V power supply, with an average power consuption of 0.021mW ; fiercly arboring a grip efficiency of 7.21 and with a percentage of radicaux libres in the extreme average, the PS/2 Genius Kiddie Mouse is the dream of an accomplished gamer's generation.

Page 2 : A somehow strange desing